I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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