Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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