Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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