We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
my liver is dry heaving
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
