He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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