talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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