i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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