Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just want nice things and good sex
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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