Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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