Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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