Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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