That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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