Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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