what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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