i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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