We named our party play list daddy issues
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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