Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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