we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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