You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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