Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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