Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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