How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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