i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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