your thong is hanging out like whoa
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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