the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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