It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
