She announced her abortion via fbk
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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