I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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