Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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