I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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