Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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