I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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