So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
