Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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