google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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