I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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