i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
