you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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