He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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