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I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
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Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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