It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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