So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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