If that was your dad, he is hot
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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