wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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