i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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