...so i touched it.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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