I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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