So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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