actually, I'm a sock model
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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