I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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