The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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