i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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