omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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