Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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