theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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