On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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